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PostSubject: Women's English   Women's English Icon_minitimeTue Jun 19, 2007 6:25 pm

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

Iím sorry = Youíll be sorry

We need = I want

Itís your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = Youíll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I donít want you to

Iím not upset = Of course Iím upset, you moron!

Youíre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Youíre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = Iím going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today youíre really not going to like

Iíll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me Iím beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, youíre dead

Was that the baby? = Why donít you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

Iím not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = Itís just that youíre such an asshole

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